***** From The Book Of Publixian Adventures *****
Post# of 123711
A while back, while shopping at Publix, I managed to get separated from my Dainty Darling Dove. I guess I sort of looked lost as I wandered the aisles and a clerk came up to me and asked,
"Sir, can I help you find anything?" to which I replied, "No thank you." As he was walking away, I then said, "Well, maybe you can help me. It seems that I have lost my wife. Have you seen a tall crazy grey haired woman running around anywhere in here?" To which he replied, "Sir, we get a lot of those in here."