Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station i
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of Ireland. Paddy, the station attendant knows nothing about golf,
says, "Top O' the Mornin' to you, sir!"
Tiger nods & bends down to get the nozzle. When he does, a couple
of golf tees fall out of his shirt pocket.
Paddy: "What are those?"
Tiger: They're called Tees. They're for resting my balls on when
I'm driving.
Paddy: F___ me! BMW thinks of everything!