Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her dra
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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.
I give her a shoulder to crayon.
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron…
Which is ironic.
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today.
His mom got really angry.
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I went to my doctor today and told him I was
having problems with my hearing.
He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
I give her a shoulder to crayon.
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron…
Which is ironic.
I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today.
His mom got really angry.
_______________________
I went to my doctor today and told him I was
having problems with my hearing.
He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said, “They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
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