Reminds me of the time my neighbor told me, after

Reminds me of the time my neighbor told me, after laughing at me for being the first purchaser of non-CCA-treated lumber for our screened porch, that he went to the guys who sell that lumber to ask them if there were any problems because of their toxic treatment and they assured him there weren't, so he was *pretty sure* that CCA-treated lumber was safe.

I swear to god.