An Eskimo in the North Pole........... has been a
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has been arrested on suspicion of rape.
The Police want to know what he was doing on the night between September and March.
Apparently there is a bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain.
In other words...
...there is joint support for joint support for joint support...
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words.
He clears his throat and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."