Falls flat. Mostly because the underlying premise is true. Guns 'N Ammo sales, of the magazine and of the real thing, always skyrocket when a Dem president is about to take office and when in office.
Because? The bat-shit conspiracy theorists, AKA the NRA, start bleating about the coming gun confiscation.
The NRA knows how to wave the shiny objects in their benighted followers faces, to goose the guns 'n ammo sales.
Also, the press always calls the winner. Righty morons had NO problem when it was called for the Big Orange Asshole 4 years ago, with narrower vote margins in the 3 key swing sates and a smaller popular vote deficit than Trump faces now.
Ignoring double standards is rarely funny, aside from the deserved ridicule it elicits.
Babblingbee ain't The Onion. Go slide some Jeff Foxworthy video cassettes into that VCR you've hung on to.