I took a date to the cinema and we both put our h
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Posted On: 11/18/2020 3:09:33 PM
I took a date to the cinema and we both put our
hands into the popcorn at the same time. To make it not seem awkward,
I said "Don't worry, that's not the hand I masturbate with."
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy at the cinema?
He ordered a large cockporn.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke"
if you are not a dad. It's a faux pa.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
hands into the popcorn at the same time. To make it not seem awkward,
I said "Don't worry, that's not the hand I masturbate with."
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy at the cinema?
He ordered a large cockporn.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke"
if you are not a dad. It's a faux pa.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
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