Goodspeed, I think what we will see on Jan 20th will be a scene from Wild Kingdom.
Washington DC: White House Lawn. Helicopter Hovers over the sight. Camo garbed shooter equipped with high powered dart rifle tracks the running orange cropped obese bi-pedal primate as it tries to outrun the copter.
The pilot drops into position as the shootist leans out the doorless copter, foot on the rocker panel, crosshairs trained on the expansive backside of the fleeing beast that is screaming "I won I won"!
The shootist breathes and exhales, slowly, smoothly presses the trigger and POP! THe Orange Topped dart planted deep within the hide of the beast who staggers and falls, dropping the cheeseburger and fries.
On the ground, the remaining Secret Service members who can still work, approach the laboring animal who is already in a drug induced state that seems somehow a blessing.
It's Over!
All that remains is to secure an airship big enough to airlift the oversized trespasser off the grounds.
Washington DC: White House Lawn. Helicopter Hovers over the sight. Camo garbed shooter equipped with high powered dart rifle tracks the running orange cropped obese bi-pedal primate as it tries to outrun the copter.
The pilot drops into position as the shootist leans out the doorless copter, foot on the rocker panel, crosshairs trained on the expansive backside of the fleeing beast that is screaming "I won I won"!
The shootist breathes and exhales, slowly, smoothly presses the trigger and POP! THe Orange Topped dart planted deep within the hide of the beast who staggers and falls, dropping the cheeseburger and fries.
On the ground, the remaining Secret Service members who can still work, approach the laboring animal who is already in a drug induced state that seems somehow a blessing.
It's Over!
All that remains is to secure an airship big enough to airlift the oversized trespasser off the grounds.
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