I don't know, how about, "I'd hate to be on the sidelines", or "no matter what anyone else says, I believe Mark Kay is ethical", or "now is a good time to buy", or "I'm buying more". You know, the usual stuff from the Pumper's Handbook.
And, as time passes, this one is destined to be a fan favorite, for sure: "Since March, the Company has created value for shareholders that can offset the large paper losses."