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In the Future, the Word “Giuliani” Will Mean “A Humiliating Public Breakdown During Which One Betrays One’s Country”

“The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming,” bellowed Amerikkka’s Mayor, “I would know, I’m working for ’em! Anyway , here’s some long-ago debunked propaganda straight from the Kremlin!” and so, armed with some ridiculous story about an inebriated Hunter Biden abandoning a laptop overflowing with incriminating evidence with an…oh, let’s call him “eccentric” computer repairman, Rudy set out to make the world understand he’s not f'ing around with this whole Betraying America thing.

Now, the intelligence community gets what’s going on here and they’re blowing every whistle in sight, not that it’s some big secret, you can see the crook of Putin’s elbow coming out of Rudy’s ass in every ranting media appearance ,

Friday, October 16th, 2020

by Shower Cap | American Madness Journal | 0 comments

Well, thanks to the National Broadcasting Company’s insatiable appetite for abuse, America was treated to dueling town halls Thursday night. Strawberry Shartcake needed a miracle, instead he’s dealing with headlines like Sweaty Orangutan in Ill-Fitting Suit Refuses to Denounce QAnon, and whining about the meanie-pants moderator, because he is a braindead fuckup who cannot do one thing right.

http://showercapblog.com/in-the-future-the-wo...s-country/

Also, I see the President of the United States got duped by an obvious satire site today,

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/16/trum...ory-429776

but I’m sure he’s just killin’ it in those trade negotiations with China, right?