Ok...so Salty actually jumped in his Kayak and hea

Ok...so Salty actually jumped in his Kayak and headed down the East Coast yet we haven't heard anything from him in 3 days? Can Salty swim or at least do the dog paddle? Did he paddle too far South and got lost in the Bermuda Triangle or perhaps he is ship wrecked on one of those small Islands? Did he take his dainty darling dove with him or is he on one of those islands with a new dainty darling. Do you think he has been paddling around in circles all this time and might make it back sometime tonight? Will we be able to recognize him if he returns or will we he look like Arnold Schwarzenegger or perhaps Tom Hanks? .Strange things have happen in the Triangle