A student says to the teacher, "You only teach use
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To which the teacher replies, "Hey, no need to be so hard on yourself"
I'm at the cash register at Best Buy, getting a new flat screen tv, when the salesman asks, "What's your street name?"
"Funkmaster G Bia Bia" I replied.
Salesman, "No, the name of the street you live on"
Bart walks into a bar and immediately gets shot.
Who killed him? The Bartender.
What has 2 butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Typical "woke" argument:
"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country as President than one born by c-section?"
A sign of the times.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those!
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