My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that
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My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that
you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday.
So the delivery guy knocked on the door today to check if we were okay.
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me,
“Do you want to hear today’s special?”
I said, “Yes, please.”
He said, “No problem, sir. Today is special.”
A bossy man goes into a bar.
He orders everyone a round.
I didn't learn a thing in college.
I majored in psychology and minored in reverse psychology.
My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for his anxiety.
He says it clams him down.
Just discovered the cure for social anxiety.....
Social Security.
I suffer from separation anxiety.
My wife left me and I'm afraid she'll come back.
I have a phobia of hair...............
I dread-locks.
you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday.
So the delivery guy knocked on the door today to check if we were okay.
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me,
“Do you want to hear today’s special?”
I said, “Yes, please.”
He said, “No problem, sir. Today is special.”
A bossy man goes into a bar.
He orders everyone a round.
I didn't learn a thing in college.
I majored in psychology and minored in reverse psychology.
My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for his anxiety.
He says it clams him down.
Just discovered the cure for social anxiety.....
Social Security.
I suffer from separation anxiety.
My wife left me and I'm afraid she'll come back.
I have a phobia of hair...............
I dread-locks.
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