Two grandmothers.... Were bragging about their pr
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Posted On: 08/06/2020 4:12:03 PM
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Two grandmothers....
Were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, "Mine are so good at social distancing, they won't even call me."
I never thought The comment "I wouldn't touch him/her with a six-foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!
Pandemic pick-up line:
"You can't spell quarantine without 'U R A Q T.'"
Quarantine update...
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Two boys were talking one day."My daddy's an accountant," the first boy said. " What does your dad do?" My daddy's a lawyer," the second boy replied. "Honest?" No, just the regular kind."
The Hunter and Pygmy
A hunter walking through the jungle, found a very large dead elephant, with a pygmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?"
The pygmy said, "Yes."
The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?"
The pygmy said, "I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy replied, "There are about two hundred of us."
Source> SHORENUFFSTUFF @ iFib
Were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, "Mine are so good at social distancing, they won't even call me."
I never thought The comment "I wouldn't touch him/her with a six-foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!
Pandemic pick-up line:
"You can't spell quarantine without 'U R A Q T.'"
Quarantine update...
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Two boys were talking one day."My daddy's an accountant," the first boy said. " What does your dad do?" My daddy's a lawyer," the second boy replied. "Honest?" No, just the regular kind."
The Hunter and Pygmy
A hunter walking through the jungle, found a very large dead elephant, with a pygmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?"
The pygmy said, "Yes."
The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?"
The pygmy said, "I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy replied, "There are about two hundred of us."
Source> SHORENUFFSTUFF @ iFib
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