THE TEASE A man sits reading his paper when his
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THE TEASE
A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house. She approaches him in a most provocative manner and says,'Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?' in a soft sweet voice.
Not knowing what to make of this situation he said no.
Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice, 'Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?'
Intrigued, he answers 'Uh, no.'
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into the waistband of her slacks and, ever so slowly, removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill. 'Now,' she says as she leans down and whispers, 'Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?'
Totally confused and excited he stammers, 'No-o-o-o-o.'
'Well then,' she whispers in his ear, 'Go look in the garage...'
A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house. She approaches him in a most provocative manner and says,'Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?' in a soft sweet voice.
Not knowing what to make of this situation he said no.
Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice, 'Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?'
Intrigued, he answers 'Uh, no.'
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into the waistband of her slacks and, ever so slowly, removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill. 'Now,' she says as she leans down and whispers, 'Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?'
Totally confused and excited he stammers, 'No-o-o-o-o.'
'Well then,' she whispers in his ear, 'Go look in the garage...'
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