REUNION My wife and I were sitting at a table a

REUNION

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes', she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up many, many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...