Red after dark I love knock knock jokes K5_E
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Red after dark
I love knock knock jokes
Seems like 16 others do
Seems like it's always the same 16
12 strong
16 strong
24 strong
30 strong
Never get's much beyond that
But OH, if VERB goes down a bit or you rub BWers the wrong way
Bat signal comes out
Fuck that, get your own basher board if you are iLie rejects has beens
Yesterday I saw a kid that writes jokes on a white board in front of his house everyday
He's a hero to the neighborhood
My hero
Reminds me of a handful of us here that dare to upset the gamed apple cart
It's not the jokes, that knock
In my experience...
It's the ones that don't knock, you have to keep one eye open
Always best to report suspicions
Better safe than sorry
Anyone that PM's everyone like Chuckie, might have have an agendi?
Hey Chuck
Teddie used to be one of the ones that would do that
I know a few others that did that here
Any poster that PM's you out of the blue
Post it on the board and I will report them
I remember watching every episode of Andy as a kid
I loved all the characters
Andy, Barney, Gomer, Aunt Bee
The pickle show was my favorite
I love these pickles Aunt Bee
Good news, I made you a double batch!
Andy was a legend of integrity
Andy had so much wisdom
Heck they named the show after him
What more do you need?
Andy never asked for hand outs
Andy never ask for a job
Heck, he had the best job ever
He had a job that he was happy doing and served the people
Served the people...
Not trying to game the people
Not trying to tear the house so he could get out of Attica
Think about that Ang..dy?
Wait, is Mick saying Angie or Andy?
So corn-fuszed...
I thought Angie or Andy was on stage for the uplist?
I thought I saw him/her on the left side of right
I think Angie or Andy is laying down some shit on the only board that forgave his transgressions and cut him a new ID.
In what universe is that possible?
Thing about it
In what universe is that possible?
We are going to give you a "do over"
You guys don't know the 10th of this one, yet
For those that want to put your head in the sand and not learn
Shove it in, my posts are not for you
I never saw a show where Andy said I could get me a posse of 4 other people and run the town and oh btw the jail better
What's that other place called?
Stocktwists was a colossal fail
Sooo, the dude that tried to take over iLie and now had his ID reset
Dude has been trying to get a job with VERB for how long
Can't get hired so doing a classic scorch earth attack
You know, the classic
I hope VERB will be successful, BUT, here's my bash
Someone here was thinking Maui was threaten him
Huh?
This was the guy that was worried about me in New York and left early.
I don't get it...
Why would an "investor" have "concerns" about talking to an "investor"?
If you are looking for portals, trap doors and the rest of what he's trying to escape from
Ask him how he reset his ID on iLie
It's a magic thing
just put a Was and a space in front of it all
Can run from the SEC but can't hide, eh?
I stand by what I say and posted plenty of links for investors to do their own DD
Trap doors and escape hatches don't work in the real world
Maybe on Skinwalker Ranch but only one season so far Ang.
Amazing being able to use Google the things that you can see
Keep in mind as a private investor I am allowed, by law, in the US, to expose anyone that hurts my investment
I am allowed, by law, in the US, to expose anyone that lies about my investment
Company has to go through slower channels
Not investors here that want to expose the corruption publicly
red going interactive
Going to post two flix
You pic one
Unlike the matrix, maybe the journey is the same
Maybe not
I remember an old joke
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this"
Doctor: "Stop doing it"
For those that can't resist reading my posts
BTW, the odds are 10-1 you can't
hey wait red!
I didn't finish the last tune...
Try to keep up...
Been to enough state fairs and observed enough states of affairs to know
Everyone is not a winner
I remember being at one
fairs not affairs
I was in a line to shoot hoops
Everyone was missing in front of me
Big crowd
Was thinking...
What am I doing?
Not going to be disappointed because I know the risk
I am going to take a shot
Undersized hoop or over inflated ball
I'm hip to those hoopster tricks
Not everyone is, which why I post "my stories"
To add onto my goals from earlier...
#4 Bring to light the game being played
Ah, bring to light the game
You see, there a 100's that don't want anyone to know as that will kill their cash cow
They gave me two balls
Bigger ones
First big ball I was able to achieve contact
I tend to swear when I miss
Nothing bad
Maybe a "dammit"
Maybe a see you in #2
Second ball
Last shot
Last Dance
Kids watching
Couple of dribbles
Wiped my mouth
Crowd watching
Couple of dribbles
No one has been able to beat the rigged game
No one
Couple of thoughts raced through my head...
If not me, (us, you), who?
If not now, when?
Everyone was watching
Define everyone red?
Everyone standing there...
"Knew it. It wasn't everyone!"
red is a pumper!
I don't do good with people watching
Lot of pressure
There is no reason for the self imposed pressure, but...
"Could you all turn around for a second?"
"Could you all stop what you are doing for a few month where we sort some things out?"
"Shoot the f'n ball MJ, will yah and let me have my turn to lose!"
"Back the jack up. I am shooting here...6 feet! You'll get your turn to screw it up."
Did you ever let go of something and knew you nailed it?
Not counting my handlebars and steering wheels...
Yeah, that was my first shot that was so close
But this time it felt different
"This time was different..."
I saw it going in when it left my hands
I could feel the swish when it left my hands!
I could hear the no rim, all net!
All as it left my hands
I am not an excitable guy
Goes in, I am a big winner
Doesn't, I still have my balls
There are only a handful a moments in life that go your way 100%
Many 95%
Many 0%
Handful, 100%
Maybe the first time my family ever seen my jump up and down
Take that you rigged ball and rim!
Bet there is a message board for carny basketball handlers
"What prize would you like MJ?"
Hey kids, what prize would you like?
OK, I'll take the 4 foot stuff animal for my kids over on the left top
I did it for them! Always for them...
Sorry, 1 shot gets you this crap on the bottom row
Uh? Excuse me?
All this for a 10 cent piece of sh-t from China?
"Yup, how do you think we make money?"
We get a ton of crap from China
What doesn't work, they make it up on volume
"You red, should have known the rules..."
What rules?
Where are they posted?
"Posted?"
"You didn't ask, did you?"
OK I'll take the 8" yellow banana that I am going to stick it where...
...my dog could and did rip it to pieces in two minutes when I got home
It was the best two minutes for both of us
That was a lesson
Just when you think you won on a rigged system, you just leveled up
Mario Bro style
Netflix "The Platform" takes levels to a whole new level
It's moments like that you realize...
You are only disappointed if you didn't know the game, players and risk
#5 Explain things in a non techno language others can understand
par·a·ble
/ˈperəb(ə)l/
a simple story used to illustrate a moral or spiritual lesson
"the parable of the blind men and the elephant"
Enough of that, lets get onto the company, eh?
Here you go (with link, eh?)
THE ROAD TO GLOBAL EXPANSION: JAPAN
Posted by verb on May 27, 2020 8:00:00 AM
https://blog.verb.tech/the-road-to-global-expansion-japan
"Getting into Japan is a huge step for Verb, as it signals the launch of our global expansion strategy."
Yup, I am 'that guy" that got it. Anytime a company can go outside their boarders, that is "one big step for the company and one big step for customers".
Heck, I know first hand how hard it is for a company to go beyond home base
Beyond the home town they are in
Think about that for a second
That is hard for young companies
Now think about how hard it is to doing a landing outside your country?
One company I started had $300M in revenue. It was all in the US.
Grew through acquisitions
What?
How did you do that without money?
Watch and learn 'grass-hoper'.
Hard to crack international markets
I think you know why
"We want to make our innovative platform available to businesses around the world— in addition to the European and South American markets we’re already part of —so that everyone can take advantage of our unique business tools."
What?
European and South American markets we’re already part of?
Oh, and I just heard in the Master Class series VERB is in Africa
Get out, Africa?
Let's see...
Geography
How many continents are there?
Damit, when is VERB getting to Antarctica!
World plan domination ahead of Salesforce schedule in my book
“We are very confident that our partnership with Verb Japan will be the catalyst needed that not only helps get us through this time, but also puts us on a trajectory of customer acquisition and retention like we’ve never seen before.” – Scott Murdoch, General Manager, Japan division of Sisel International, a current VERB enterprise client
"trajectory of customer acquisition and retention like we’ve never seen before"
I can tell you I've never seen a tech company in my many years have such strong testimonial for one company.
Never...
I've never seen it and I've been asked to do plenty and called up plenty on RFPs.
Typically if you are purchasing tech you'll ask the company for 3 referencing
I've done this to many time and always would call up all 3
Keep in mind these are their 'ringers'
More often than not, the would tell you some bad stuff about the company
These are companies where I never seen the public testimonials I am seeing with VERB
Hey, don't believe me ask everyone on iLie their technology and SasS experience
Crickets...
Crickets...
They got one playbook
Bash everything
If you haven't figure out, I was canned on iLie for the next year
"that sucks for you red, eh?"
"They put your 2 posts a month down..."
Really?
Some illegal rule changing going on which opens the door to a class action suit
When a group of people figure out your game and them you change the game midstream
Yeah, that is worth an SEC investigation
From where I stand, the sun is shining all over the place...
Dammit, I am losing focus
Back to VERB Japan post...
"While other tech companies have experienced difficult growing pains when attempting to translate their products to other cultures, the Verb platform is optimized for wide-scale adaptability. For example, Japan boasts strict regulations regarding solicitation and the use of private data, which could be a deterrent to some sales tools. However, as the Verb platform was developed to allow users to leverage current relationships rather than fishing for unknown prospects, that legislation hasn’t proved to be an issue."
Anyone fish here?
Throw some bait on the hook and you don't know or maybe care that you catch?
Japan a tiny bit different
VERB has changed the industry of separating new customers from new distributors.
They are the first. No one yet as caught up to that yet except government.
VERB in-sync with government
Other companies not in-sync with government
I miss basketball
I miss patterns
Good to be an investor in-sync
Bad to be an investor non-sync
Seen what non-sync has done with direct sales in China
"Another key advantage on our part is that Japan is known for its a mobile-first society, a trait that is ideal for taking advantage of Verb’s mobile tools."
Not sure everyone gets this, and I know, oh, thousand of US companies that don't as their 20 year old app was build as...
Wait for this...
Desktop first
If you have a big monitor and can click a lot
Your in luck
App build for you
Mr. Salesman of 40 years
Rest of the world has gone more mobile while you coasted
"In the words of Kazuhisa Haginaka, Chief Marketing Officer, Integrity Japan (a new VERB client), “We believe that this partnership and VERB’s industry leading technology will help us differentiate our product offering and empower our team to engage clients in the way clients want to engage.”"
"For example, our original, U.S. product helps users connect with contacts on a personal level, generally by using their first name (“Hey Katie, I wanted to reach out…”). However, in Japan, family names (surnames) are used first. Correcting this for the Japanese market required new code, but it was vital to the use of the app in that region."
Bet it might have took more than 1000 lines, eh?
I partnered with friends in Japan quite a bit.
They could understand English but didn't want to speak it
I hear you...
Likely view Americans as to critical
I can understand English, but don't want to speak it to a certain crowd that twist and turns each word.
When you get to know some one named Kazuhisa Haginaka
Maybe they are good with you calling them Kazu
But that is after mutual respect
"Verb for Sales. “We’re having great success with Verb for Sales, and we’ll be a great fit for every SaaS, technology or pharmaceutical company whose sales team could use a mobile-first strategy,” said Nick Hoggan, our Chief Revenue Officer."
Yeah, I am liking the sound of that as that is what I've been 'banking' on besides the pretend posers.
Mobile-first strategy...
That will be a theme I predict you will hear a lot
I've heard it within companies with 10's of billions of dollars of revenue, but said it, but never did it
red, you are always so positive on VERB, any constructive criticism?
I have no trouble dishing out CC
You all stop bombarding with bullshit we could get there
You want to win, we can do it together
You on the other side, you lie, you will be taken to court
It's is all clear to me
CC: Blog post need to be in black. The gray font harder to read.
What red?
That is all your CC?
Yeah, that's it.
The rest is a noise complaint
#6 I am going to have some fun this time...
I love this song
"Takes it to another level as usual...
All veils and misty
Streets of blue
Almond looks
That chill divine
Some silken moment
Goes on forever
And we're leaving broken hearts behind"
I love knock knock jokes
Seems like 16 others do
Seems like it's always the same 16
12 strong
16 strong
24 strong
30 strong
Never get's much beyond that
But OH, if VERB goes down a bit or you rub BWers the wrong way
Bat signal comes out
Fuck that, get your own basher board if you are iLie rejects has beens
Yesterday I saw a kid that writes jokes on a white board in front of his house everyday
He's a hero to the neighborhood
My hero
Reminds me of a handful of us here that dare to upset the gamed apple cart
It's not the jokes, that knock
In my experience...
It's the ones that don't knock, you have to keep one eye open
Always best to report suspicions
Better safe than sorry
Anyone that PM's everyone like Chuckie, might have have an agendi?
Hey Chuck
Teddie used to be one of the ones that would do that
I know a few others that did that here
Any poster that PM's you out of the blue
Post it on the board and I will report them
I remember watching every episode of Andy as a kid
I loved all the characters
Andy, Barney, Gomer, Aunt Bee
The pickle show was my favorite
I love these pickles Aunt Bee
Good news, I made you a double batch!
Andy was a legend of integrity
Andy had so much wisdom
Heck they named the show after him
What more do you need?
Andy never asked for hand outs
Andy never ask for a job
Heck, he had the best job ever
He had a job that he was happy doing and served the people
Served the people...
Not trying to game the people
Not trying to tear the house so he could get out of Attica
Think about that Ang..dy?
Wait, is Mick saying Angie or Andy?
So corn-fuszed...
I thought Angie or Andy was on stage for the uplist?
I thought I saw him/her on the left side of right
I think Angie or Andy is laying down some shit on the only board that forgave his transgressions and cut him a new ID.
In what universe is that possible?
Thing about it
In what universe is that possible?
We are going to give you a "do over"
You guys don't know the 10th of this one, yet
For those that want to put your head in the sand and not learn
Shove it in, my posts are not for you
I never saw a show where Andy said I could get me a posse of 4 other people and run the town and oh btw the jail better
What's that other place called?
Stocktwists was a colossal fail
Sooo, the dude that tried to take over iLie and now had his ID reset
Dude has been trying to get a job with VERB for how long
Can't get hired so doing a classic scorch earth attack
You know, the classic
I hope VERB will be successful, BUT, here's my bash
Someone here was thinking Maui was threaten him
Huh?
This was the guy that was worried about me in New York and left early.
I don't get it...
Why would an "investor" have "concerns" about talking to an "investor"?
If you are looking for portals, trap doors and the rest of what he's trying to escape from
Ask him how he reset his ID on iLie
It's a magic thing
just put a Was and a space in front of it all
Can run from the SEC but can't hide, eh?
I stand by what I say and posted plenty of links for investors to do their own DD
Trap doors and escape hatches don't work in the real world
Maybe on Skinwalker Ranch but only one season so far Ang.
Amazing being able to use Google the things that you can see
Keep in mind as a private investor I am allowed, by law, in the US, to expose anyone that hurts my investment
I am allowed, by law, in the US, to expose anyone that lies about my investment
Company has to go through slower channels
Not investors here that want to expose the corruption publicly
red going interactive
Going to post two flix
You pic one
Unlike the matrix, maybe the journey is the same
Maybe not
I remember an old joke
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this"
Doctor: "Stop doing it"
For those that can't resist reading my posts
BTW, the odds are 10-1 you can't
hey wait red!
I didn't finish the last tune...
Try to keep up...
Been to enough state fairs and observed enough states of affairs to know
Everyone is not a winner
I remember being at one
fairs not affairs
I was in a line to shoot hoops
Everyone was missing in front of me
Big crowd
Was thinking...
What am I doing?
Not going to be disappointed because I know the risk
I am going to take a shot
Undersized hoop or over inflated ball
I'm hip to those hoopster tricks
Not everyone is, which why I post "my stories"
To add onto my goals from earlier...
#4 Bring to light the game being played
Ah, bring to light the game
You see, there a 100's that don't want anyone to know as that will kill their cash cow
They gave me two balls
Bigger ones
First big ball I was able to achieve contact
I tend to swear when I miss
Nothing bad
Maybe a "dammit"
Maybe a see you in #2
Second ball
Last shot
Last Dance
Kids watching
Couple of dribbles
Wiped my mouth
Crowd watching
Couple of dribbles
No one has been able to beat the rigged game
No one
Couple of thoughts raced through my head...
If not me, (us, you), who?
If not now, when?
Everyone was watching
Define everyone red?
Everyone standing there...
"Knew it. It wasn't everyone!"
red is a pumper!
I don't do good with people watching
Lot of pressure
There is no reason for the self imposed pressure, but...
"Could you all turn around for a second?"
"Could you all stop what you are doing for a few month where we sort some things out?"
"Shoot the f'n ball MJ, will yah and let me have my turn to lose!"
"Back the jack up. I am shooting here...6 feet! You'll get your turn to screw it up."
Did you ever let go of something and knew you nailed it?
Not counting my handlebars and steering wheels...
Yeah, that was my first shot that was so close
But this time it felt different
"This time was different..."
I saw it going in when it left my hands
I could feel the swish when it left my hands!
I could hear the no rim, all net!
All as it left my hands
I am not an excitable guy
Goes in, I am a big winner
Doesn't, I still have my balls
There are only a handful a moments in life that go your way 100%
Many 95%
Many 0%
Handful, 100%
Maybe the first time my family ever seen my jump up and down
Take that you rigged ball and rim!
Bet there is a message board for carny basketball handlers
"What prize would you like MJ?"
Hey kids, what prize would you like?
OK, I'll take the 4 foot stuff animal for my kids over on the left top
I did it for them! Always for them...
Sorry, 1 shot gets you this crap on the bottom row
Uh? Excuse me?
All this for a 10 cent piece of sh-t from China?
"Yup, how do you think we make money?"
We get a ton of crap from China
What doesn't work, they make it up on volume
"You red, should have known the rules..."
What rules?
Where are they posted?
"Posted?"
"You didn't ask, did you?"
OK I'll take the 8" yellow banana that I am going to stick it where...
...my dog could and did rip it to pieces in two minutes when I got home
It was the best two minutes for both of us
That was a lesson
Just when you think you won on a rigged system, you just leveled up
Mario Bro style
Netflix "The Platform" takes levels to a whole new level
It's moments like that you realize...
You are only disappointed if you didn't know the game, players and risk
#5 Explain things in a non techno language others can understand
par·a·ble
/ˈperəb(ə)l/
a simple story used to illustrate a moral or spiritual lesson
"the parable of the blind men and the elephant"
Enough of that, lets get onto the company, eh?
Here you go (with link, eh?)
THE ROAD TO GLOBAL EXPANSION: JAPAN
Posted by verb on May 27, 2020 8:00:00 AM
https://blog.verb.tech/the-road-to-global-expansion-japan
"Getting into Japan is a huge step for Verb, as it signals the launch of our global expansion strategy."
Yup, I am 'that guy" that got it. Anytime a company can go outside their boarders, that is "one big step for the company and one big step for customers".
Heck, I know first hand how hard it is for a company to go beyond home base
Beyond the home town they are in
Think about that for a second
That is hard for young companies
Now think about how hard it is to doing a landing outside your country?
One company I started had $300M in revenue. It was all in the US.
Grew through acquisitions
What?
How did you do that without money?
Watch and learn 'grass-hoper'.
Hard to crack international markets
I think you know why
"We want to make our innovative platform available to businesses around the world— in addition to the European and South American markets we’re already part of —so that everyone can take advantage of our unique business tools."
What?
European and South American markets we’re already part of?
Oh, and I just heard in the Master Class series VERB is in Africa
Get out, Africa?
Let's see...
Geography
How many continents are there?
Damit, when is VERB getting to Antarctica!
World plan domination ahead of Salesforce schedule in my book
“We are very confident that our partnership with Verb Japan will be the catalyst needed that not only helps get us through this time, but also puts us on a trajectory of customer acquisition and retention like we’ve never seen before.” – Scott Murdoch, General Manager, Japan division of Sisel International, a current VERB enterprise client
"trajectory of customer acquisition and retention like we’ve never seen before"
I can tell you I've never seen a tech company in my many years have such strong testimonial for one company.
Never...
I've never seen it and I've been asked to do plenty and called up plenty on RFPs.
Typically if you are purchasing tech you'll ask the company for 3 referencing
I've done this to many time and always would call up all 3
Keep in mind these are their 'ringers'
More often than not, the would tell you some bad stuff about the company
These are companies where I never seen the public testimonials I am seeing with VERB
Hey, don't believe me ask everyone on iLie their technology and SasS experience
Crickets...
Crickets...
They got one playbook
Bash everything
If you haven't figure out, I was canned on iLie for the next year
"that sucks for you red, eh?"
"They put your 2 posts a month down..."
Really?
Some illegal rule changing going on which opens the door to a class action suit
When a group of people figure out your game and them you change the game midstream
Yeah, that is worth an SEC investigation
From where I stand, the sun is shining all over the place...
Dammit, I am losing focus
Back to VERB Japan post...
"While other tech companies have experienced difficult growing pains when attempting to translate their products to other cultures, the Verb platform is optimized for wide-scale adaptability. For example, Japan boasts strict regulations regarding solicitation and the use of private data, which could be a deterrent to some sales tools. However, as the Verb platform was developed to allow users to leverage current relationships rather than fishing for unknown prospects, that legislation hasn’t proved to be an issue."
Anyone fish here?
Throw some bait on the hook and you don't know or maybe care that you catch?
Japan a tiny bit different
VERB has changed the industry of separating new customers from new distributors.
They are the first. No one yet as caught up to that yet except government.
VERB in-sync with government
Other companies not in-sync with government
I miss basketball
I miss patterns
Good to be an investor in-sync
Bad to be an investor non-sync
Seen what non-sync has done with direct sales in China
"Another key advantage on our part is that Japan is known for its a mobile-first society, a trait that is ideal for taking advantage of Verb’s mobile tools."
Not sure everyone gets this, and I know, oh, thousand of US companies that don't as their 20 year old app was build as...
Wait for this...
Desktop first
If you have a big monitor and can click a lot
Your in luck
App build for you
Mr. Salesman of 40 years
Rest of the world has gone more mobile while you coasted
"In the words of Kazuhisa Haginaka, Chief Marketing Officer, Integrity Japan (a new VERB client), “We believe that this partnership and VERB’s industry leading technology will help us differentiate our product offering and empower our team to engage clients in the way clients want to engage.”"
"For example, our original, U.S. product helps users connect with contacts on a personal level, generally by using their first name (“Hey Katie, I wanted to reach out…”). However, in Japan, family names (surnames) are used first. Correcting this for the Japanese market required new code, but it was vital to the use of the app in that region."
Bet it might have took more than 1000 lines, eh?
I partnered with friends in Japan quite a bit.
They could understand English but didn't want to speak it
I hear you...
Likely view Americans as to critical
I can understand English, but don't want to speak it to a certain crowd that twist and turns each word.
When you get to know some one named Kazuhisa Haginaka
Maybe they are good with you calling them Kazu
But that is after mutual respect
"Verb for Sales. “We’re having great success with Verb for Sales, and we’ll be a great fit for every SaaS, technology or pharmaceutical company whose sales team could use a mobile-first strategy,” said Nick Hoggan, our Chief Revenue Officer."
Yeah, I am liking the sound of that as that is what I've been 'banking' on besides the pretend posers.
Mobile-first strategy...
That will be a theme I predict you will hear a lot
I've heard it within companies with 10's of billions of dollars of revenue, but said it, but never did it
red, you are always so positive on VERB, any constructive criticism?
I have no trouble dishing out CC
You all stop bombarding with bullshit we could get there
You want to win, we can do it together
You on the other side, you lie, you will be taken to court
It's is all clear to me
CC: Blog post need to be in black. The gray font harder to read.
What red?
That is all your CC?
Yeah, that's it.
The rest is a noise complaint
#6 I am going to have some fun this time...
I love this song
"Takes it to another level as usual...
All veils and misty
Streets of blue
Almond looks
That chill divine
Some silken moment
Goes on forever
And we're leaving broken hearts behind"
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