NURSE BETTY Two doctors were in a hospital hall
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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Betty (BTW, she's blond).
'She's incredibly mixed up,' said one doctor. 'She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!'
The second doctor said, 'That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!'
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
'Oh my God!' said the first doctor, 'I just realized I told Nurse Betty to prick Mr. Smith's boil!'
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