Pirate SaltyMutt goes to a bar SaltyuMutt wa
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SaltyuMutt walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says "Sure thing. Hey, I couldn't help but notice that you've got a pretty nasty hook for a hand there."
The pirate says "Aye, I lost it in a sword fight."
"Oh that's horrible! Well what about your peg-leg, what happened there?"
"Aye, me leg was blown off by a cannonball."
"My god, that's gruesome! I can't even imagine why you've got an eye patch."
"Aye, a passing seagull shit in me eye."
"A...seagull? You lost your eye to some bird shit?"
"Well, I forgot about the hook."