A GENIE A guy is walking along a Florida beach
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A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, 'I want to live forever.'
'Sorry,' said the genie, 'I'm not allowed to grant eternal life.'
'OK, then, I want to die after Congress balances the budget and eliminates the debt.
'You crafty little bastard,' said the genie.
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