The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard......
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The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard......
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second
> golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said
> that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were
> even after the first few holes. The second guy said, We’re about
> evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?
>
> The first guy said that he wasn’t much for betting, but agreed to
> the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with
> ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was
> busy counting his $80.00.
> He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked
> to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the
> Parish Priest. The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to
> return the money.
> The Priest said, You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet
> with you. You keep your winnings.
>
> The pro said, Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
> The Priest said, Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
> donation And, if you want to bring your mother and father along,
> I’ll marry them........
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