What does a good lover and Hump Day have in common
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A boy decides to celebrate hump day and go to a strip club. His MOM gets angry : Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad!
Yo momma so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.
What nursery rhyme do blondes hear every Wednesday? Humpme Dumpme
What do you call a week without a Wednesday? Humphrey (Hump Free).
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