You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country
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Posted On: 04/14/2020 7:22:54 PM
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day-drinkers…
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down . Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
Heaven and Hell agree on Coronavirus, both churches and casino's are closed.
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
A male version of Alexa is coming out. it doesn't listen to anything.
I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”
When this is over …what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down . Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
Heaven and Hell agree on Coronavirus, both churches and casino's are closed.
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
A male version of Alexa is coming out. it doesn't listen to anything.
I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”
When this is over …what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
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