What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
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What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been screwing the chickens!
Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjo...jokes.html
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been screwing the chickens!
Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjo...jokes.html
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