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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.


I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe


I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.


Still haven't decided where to go for Easter The Living Room or The Bedroom

PS: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.


Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.


I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone


This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.


So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?


Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.


My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.


Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat


I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.


classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.


Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.


Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.


REMEMBER, NO STORM LASTS FOREVER.

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