While riding his Harley, Bob swerved to avoid hit
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Posted On: 03/26/2020 12:08:29 PM
While riding his Harley, Bob swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control
and landed in a ditch, severely banging his head.
Dazed and confused he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when
a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked,
"Are you okay?
As he looked up, he noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage
to die for...
"I'm okay I think," he replied as he pulled myself up to the side of the car
to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that
nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me
doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any
more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and
weak, he agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
He arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple
of cold beers and the bandaging, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot
better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better
go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know
anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch, I guess."
and landed in a ditch, severely banging his head.
Dazed and confused he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when
a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked,
"Are you okay?
As he looked up, he noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage
to die for...
"I'm okay I think," he replied as he pulled myself up to the side of the car
to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that
nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me
doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any
more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and
weak, he agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
He arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple
of cold beers and the bandaging, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot
better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better
go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know
anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch, I guess."
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