Doc, I bought some aapl call options near the low

Doc, I bought some aapl call options near the low today. They are way out of the money, so they were cheap, but at least they are up 20% for the day. I have a sell order in for 5 times what I bought them for in case the senate bill gets approved and we get a huge market jump. Gotta make money where we can while we wait for the turtles to move.

Disclaimer: Of course, all of this is my opinion and you should not make any investment decisions based on my opinion. I have not received any non-public information.