Doctor one liners Sign at the Urologist's offic
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Doctor one liners
Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.
Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don't show up.
Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one.
What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic fixes his mistakes... A doctor buries his.
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
"Doctor, I'm addicted to 'The Family Feud' game show. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: "Well, the survey says..."
https://onelinefun.com/doctor/
Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.
Just called to make an appointment with a psychic but she told me that I don't show up.
Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one.
What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic fixes his mistakes... A doctor buries his.
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
"Doctor, I'm addicted to 'The Family Feud' game show. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: "Well, the survey says..."
https://onelinefun.com/doctor/
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