Communication one liners "Doctor, there's a pat
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Communication one liners
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that...
Talking to a liberal
is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Resturant In Piece.
I think this generation will have to go into separate rooms and text each other to work out their problems.
When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.
You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
Is your butt jealous of the chit that just came out of your mouth?
https://onelinefun.com/communication/8/
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that...
Talking to a liberal
is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Resturant In Piece.
I think this generation will have to go into separate rooms and text each other to work out their problems.
When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.
You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
Is your butt jealous of the chit that just came out of your mouth?
https://onelinefun.com/communication/8/
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