MARRIAGE 'Honey,' said this husband to his wife
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'Honey,' said this husband to his wife, 'I invited a friend home for supper.'
'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!'
'You know all that.'
'Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?'
'Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married.' the husband replied