WORMS IN CHURCH A minister decided that a visua
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WORMS IN CHURCH
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . .Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive ...
So the Minister asked the congregation,
'What did you learn from this demonstration?'
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
'If you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . .Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive ...
So the Minister asked the congregation,
'What did you learn from this demonstration?'
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
'If you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service!
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