Health One Liners Nurse: "We need a stool sampl
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Health One Liners
Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample."
Man to wife: "What did she say?"
Wife to husband: "They want your underwear."
I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
I took a viagra the other day. It got caught in my throat and all I ended up with was a stiff neck
Why are they called "hemorrhoids"? They should be called "asteroids".
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
https://onelinefun.com/health/8/
Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample."
Man to wife: "What did she say?"
Wife to husband: "They want your underwear."
I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
I took a viagra the other day. It got caught in my throat and all I ended up with was a stiff neck
Why are they called "hemorrhoids"? They should be called "asteroids".
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
https://onelinefun.com/health/8/
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