A Simplified Urine Test For Seniors. Avoid those
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A Simplified Urine Test For Seniors.
Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics....
simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
• If ant's gather: DIABETES
• If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
• If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
• If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
• If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S
Avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics....
simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
• If ant's gather: DIABETES
• If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
• If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
• If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
• If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S
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