HEADLINES from 2059!" Ozone created by elect
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HEADLINES from 2059!"
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States
crops and livestock. May be harder to eradicate than the Desert Tortoise plague.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned
all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060. Seven-time candidate, Hunter Biden says he will not run.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed that can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every Junior High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays
and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average NBA player is now nine feet seven inches tall with only 6 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
Some Idahoans sill resisting registering their screwdrivers and ball bats.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 80 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States
crops and livestock. May be harder to eradicate than the Desert Tortoise plague.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned
all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060. Seven-time candidate, Hunter Biden says he will not run.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed that can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every Junior High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays
and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average NBA player is now nine feet seven inches tall with only 6 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
Some Idahoans sill resisting registering their screwdrivers and ball bats.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 80 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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