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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson

He who laughs,...... lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
-- Author Unknown

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Noel Coward

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield.

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"My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend."
-- Rodney Dangerfield