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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

i was an ugly kid. My parents tied a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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