****Retirement****  ...An elderly married couple

****Retirement**** 

...An elderly married couple were sitting at home 
watching TV. 

..The husband had the remote in his hand and was busily switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. 

..The wife became more and more agitated and finally 
yelled at him: 

.."For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. 

.....You already know how to fish!"