Questions:
1: Is the SEC a bunch of dirt bags (Y) or
Questions:
1: Is the SEC a bunch of dirt bags (Y) or (N)???
(if (Y) please answer in lbs of said bag of dirt)
2: How many beers has the SEC caused you to drink since the suspension on 9/6/219???
(please answer in $$ received back in recycled bottles and or cans)
3: Does the current SEC suspension of LAHO feel like:
(1) A colonoscopy or (2) A prostate exam?
(if (2) please answer in number of fingers, 1-4, of said exam)
4: If given the opportunity, would you nuke the SEC (Y) or (N)???
(if (Y) please give the kt TNT / TJ yield of the device of preference)
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