you hear the one about the scorpion & the frog ? the scorpion needed a ride across the pond and asked the frog for a ride. the frog said hell no you'll bite me. the scorpion keeps asking... the frog finally relents, gives a ride to the scorpion and as the scorpion gets off the frog it bites him. the frog says "why did you do that?" the scorpion replies "it's what i do".