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Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I’ll ever get to yoga.
I'd rather run into the four horsemen of the apocalypse than a group of women out on a "girls' night."
I'd hit that. - women drivers.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause let's face it, most of us won't buy the book.
The problem with reality is that there’s no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.
“Can we talk tomorrow?” is my way of saying “I’ll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?”
DIET TIP: don’t eat chips right out of the bag. Get out just enough to eat until the pizza guy gets there.
Happy Aug 26th! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
I stopped paying my car payments to concentrate on my dream of appearing on a Repo show.
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