The really cool thing about being a husband is hav
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The really cool thing about being a husband is having your mistakes constantly pointed out.
You'd think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.
At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.
I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
My bride told me to grow a pear… What the hell does fruit have to do with killing this spider?
My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target.
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken
You'd think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin.
At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
If anyone knows Phillip tell him I have a bunch of his screwdrivers.
I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
My bride told me to grow a pear… What the hell does fruit have to do with killing this spider?
My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target.
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
McDonald’s Management Rule #23: “The employee with the most severe accent or speech impediment must work the drive-thru at all times.”
It's called Wal-Mart because the Center for Disease Control was taken
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