Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell
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Posted On: 08/21/2019 2:48:20 PM
Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to.
This movie has "adult content"? So, they're gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?
"You're as crazy as your mother" is the last thing I remember saying before waking up in intensive care.
When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
When girls flash its called, "girls gone wild" when men flash its call ... "America's most wanted"
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
My bride called me lazy the other day. I almost responded.
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about.
Men are like dogs. We’re excited to see you and have no clue what you’re mad about.
If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.
I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
I'm kinda like an onion, not in some deep I have layers way, but if you see me naked, you'll cry.
Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman's boots...
I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.
Source:SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
This movie has "adult content"? So, they're gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?
"You're as crazy as your mother" is the last thing I remember saying before waking up in intensive care.
When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
When girls flash its called, "girls gone wild" when men flash its call ... "America's most wanted"
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
My bride called me lazy the other day. I almost responded.
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about.
Men are like dogs. We’re excited to see you and have no clue what you’re mad about.
If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.
I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
I'm kinda like an onion, not in some deep I have layers way, but if you see me naked, you'll cry.
Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman's boots...
I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.
Source:SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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