Two political candidates were......... having a he
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Posted On: 08/17/2019 4:23:41 PM
Two political candidates were......... having a heated debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
What's the difference between...............
the Government & The Mafia?
Only one of them is organized.
Just dated a woman who welds for a living.
Immediately, the sparks were flying.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
“I see” said the blind man as he.... pissed into the wind.
“It’s all coming back to me now”.
If women who sleep around too much were.....
labeled “heroes” instead of “sluts”, us guys would be having a lot more sex.Someone screwed up here.
You say "slut" like it's a bad thing. Some of my best friends are sluts. I like them so much, that I pay for all their drinks.
I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they had to stay on the walls.
“What’s your name?” the cop asked when he pulled me over.
“Steve,” I said.
“And your last name?” he asked.
“It’s always been Steve,” I said.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
What's the difference between...............
the Government & The Mafia?
Only one of them is organized.
Just dated a woman who welds for a living.
Immediately, the sparks were flying.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
“I see” said the blind man as he.... pissed into the wind.
“It’s all coming back to me now”.
If women who sleep around too much were.....
labeled “heroes” instead of “sluts”, us guys would be having a lot more sex.Someone screwed up here.
You say "slut" like it's a bad thing. Some of my best friends are sluts. I like them so much, that I pay for all their drinks.
I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they had to stay on the walls.
“What’s your name?” the cop asked when he pulled me over.
“Steve,” I said.
“And your last name?” he asked.
“It’s always been Steve,” I said.
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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