Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders  EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD,

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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders 

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 

'How much do you charge?' 

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 

'I'll sleep on it,' I said. 

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!' 



FORGET THE SHRINKS.. 

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! 

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