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Police officer: Sir do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are.
I often wondered what it'd be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while.
"Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer.
Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don't want to see naked.
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. [There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house.] Goodnight.
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else's business.
I wonder how many people's phones out there have my name saved in contacts as "DO NOT ANSWER"
People who don't know what they want should not use the drive thru!
Women need a tattoo that somehow signals their menstrual cycle ... * A Cramp Stamp
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