If you had a cute little baby like this* then maybe you wouldn't be quite the old fartasaurus that you are now. I do realize that you could never be completely cured of the raging case of sourpussitis that now infects your neuron but, at a minimum, I do believe that you would become a bit more tolerable. Let's face it, the kind of animals that we surround ourselves with goes a long way in determining both our physical as well as mental well being. So, with this in mind, I suggest that go out today and adopt a sweet little kitten and then set free the herd of dung beetles that you have been keeping as pets. I bet ya couldn't even teach those things to use a litter pan. LOL
* This Tiny Kitten Wears Socks As Sweaters | The Dodo Little But Fierce