Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again. First thing I d
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Posted On: 07/27/2019 2:32:22 PM
Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.
First thing I do when I get up in the morning...
I go into the bathroom and "log" out.
Someone broke into my house last night and
stole my limbo stick. How low can you get?
My wife said I ruined her birthday.
I don't know how, I didn't even know it was her birthday.
If the number 666 is evil...............
…..then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
A TOAST
To the kisses you've snatched ...
And snatches you've kissed !!
Our therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage,
and she said it was due to my Star Wars puns. I looked at the therapist and said. "Divorce is strong with this one."
I didn't have time to make coffee this morning..
………...so I'm driving on the rumble strips just to stay awake.
Before going to bed, I eat yeast and shoe polish
That way, in the morning I rise and shine.
Source:SHORENUFFSTUFF At iFib
First thing I do when I get up in the morning...
I go into the bathroom and "log" out.
Someone broke into my house last night and
stole my limbo stick. How low can you get?
My wife said I ruined her birthday.
I don't know how, I didn't even know it was her birthday.
If the number 666 is evil...............
…..then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
A TOAST
To the kisses you've snatched ...
And snatches you've kissed !!
Our therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage,
and she said it was due to my Star Wars puns. I looked at the therapist and said. "Divorce is strong with this one."
I didn't have time to make coffee this morning..
………...so I'm driving on the rumble strips just to stay awake.
Before going to bed, I eat yeast and shoe polish
That way, in the morning I rise and shine.
Source:SHORENUFFSTUFF At iFib
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