A Penguin, A Steeler and an alligator walk into a
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Looking at the Penguin and the Steeler the bartender said "we don't serve alligators. That's ok, responded the Penguin and the Steeler, we don't eat them."
Yeah, I know, buries the needle. Still, I'll be here all week. Try the crab cakes.
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/signific...y-22-2019/
4 alligators
A 2-foot-long alligator was found in the parking lot of a grocery store outside Pittsburgh on Friday, making for the fourth alligator sighting around the city since May. But this one was a friendly creature, said Paul McIntyre of Big Daddy Wildlife Removal, who took the gator from police.
“It was somebody’s pet, I can guarantee you,” McIntyre told the Tribune Review newspaper. “He’s so friendly. Somebody had him as a pet, couldn’t take care of him and let him go.” [The Associated Press]