Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old...
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Posted On: 07/20/2019 2:50:46 PM
Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old...
but they just know they are in love.
One day, they decide they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, 'my Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr Smith replies, 'Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, 'Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit in there nicely.'
Still thinking that this is adorable, Mr Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie.'
Again, Johnny instantly replies. 'Our allowence... Susie gets $5 a week and I get $10 a week. That's about $60 a month and that should do us just fine.'
By this time, Mr Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment, trying to come up with something Johnny won't have an answer to. After a moment, Mr Smith says, 'Well Johnny, you seem to have it all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if you have little ones of your own?'
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.'
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but they just know they are in love.
One day, they decide they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, 'my Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr Smith replies, 'Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, 'Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit in there nicely.'
Still thinking that this is adorable, Mr Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie.'
Again, Johnny instantly replies. 'Our allowence... Susie gets $5 a week and I get $10 a week. That's about $60 a month and that should do us just fine.'
By this time, Mr Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment, trying to come up with something Johnny won't have an answer to. After a moment, Mr Smith says, 'Well Johnny, you seem to have it all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if you have little ones of your own?'
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.'
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