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Going for a walk today because I want to stay healthy.
Taking along a box of chocolates because...………...let's get real here.
The problem with troubleshooting................
…………………...trouble shoots back.
There is a bill in congress that will change the name of Lake Superior to Lake Mucho Grande because the word Superior is negatively influencing our children's perception of that word. Lake Mucho Grande is a better representation of reality AND it appeases our friends from
south of the border.
The World Tongue-twister Champion was just
arrested. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
I would personally like to thank everyone who supported me
when my house lost internet for 15 minutes the other day.
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
Our grandkids are very optimistic -
Every glass they leave sitting around the house is half full.
51 Areas is waaay too many.
I just remembered the time I was dating a British woman and I was annoyed at her about something, so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring her right in the eyes
The nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can.
We have been catching fish using the same trick for centuries and they never learned their lesson.
Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.
Your tongue is useless at telling your finger which 2 teeth the food is stuck between.
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